Chicka Chicka Ya

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adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol

adignifiedking:

laantillana:

that-fit-girl:

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

"I’ll wait…"

bruh got that “i make minimum wage, i aint got time for this stupid shit” face lol


katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.


tumbledore-:

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

tumbledore-:

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?


thisgirlgames:

miiversehitposts:

"my gf just called and said she thinks she pregnant"



Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.


manhood:

This could be us

manhood:

This could be us


niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax




forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE



karrdnoir:

primadonna-hustler:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

Holy shit.

YAAAAAS


foreveralone-lyguy:

undershark:

 

The cast of The Princess Bride 25 years later. Entertainment Weekly

THERES EVEN A PICTURE OF ANDRE THE GIANT


onlylolgifs:

Formula 1 Pit Stops 1950 & Today


linaxtic:

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is your dad Buddy Valastro?